CATWOMAN (2004)
PITOF
Plot
Patience is a mild mannered (read: doormat) artist working for a huge cosmetics company, but when she stumbles across some horrifying side effects of their latest product, she's murdered. With her life returned to her by an Egyptian cat (read: bog standard moggy giving feline CPR), Patience becomes Catwoman, a barely clad, high heeled, roof top mincer, whose only focus in life is revenge. I can't stress how bad this film is, when it's not seamlessly blending turgid drama with appalling acting it's dazzling you with some of the most realistic CGI since the Spectrum computer tennis game. Even drunk this may only serve to take you straight from pissed to hung over.