EVIL ALIENS (2005)

Cast

Plot

The director of 'Razor Blade Smile' is back with this tale of bloodthirsty xenomorphs running amok on an isolated island off of the coast of Wales. Real-life 'Shock Movie Massacre' host Emily Booth plays a television reporter out to save her show from dwindling ratings by investigating the story of a local girl who claims to have been abducted and inpregnated by visitors from another planet. Along for the ride are her erstwhile camera and sound guys, a pair of actors (and I use the term loosely) and a nerdy UFO expert who dreams of losing his virginity to a bug-eyed sex kitten. Referencing countless genre classics along the way (including a wonderfully gruesome homage to Cannibal Holocaust) Evil Aliens is a full-on splatterfest with it's tongue firmly in it's cheek and a liberal dosage of semi-softcore sex - enough to delight any true gorehound one would think, but sadly it also looks like it was made by college students with little directorial or acting talent.