THE CROW: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN (1998)

Cast

Plot

The third in the "Crow" franchise, serving only to beggar the question "Why bother?" Well, because it's the pilot for a TV series, that's why. And, because it has to satisfy our couch-potato cousins across the Atlantic, you need an appealing, all-American tearaway as your hero, and that indefinable feelgood factor so noticeably absent from the original. So Mark Dacascos (who?) plays the bloke (well, his soul anyway) looking for the blokes who murdered him and his missus, so that he and she can climb that stairway to heaven, and everlasting peace, together. Vastly inferior to its predecessor.