UNIVERSAL SOLDIER THE RETURN (1999)
MIC RODGERS
Plot
Unashamed no-brainer for undemanding action fans and devotees of the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean Claude Van Damme. Not generally known for his thespian talents, Jean Claude mercifully has no need of them anyway in this low-brow martial arts knockabout. He looks the part, and is certainly in no danger of any competition from his co-stars. Hell, he even manages to sneak in some gratuitous sleaze by breaking into a lap-dancing club in order to use their internet link. (Yeah, right). OK if you've just had 17 pints.